John BrennanPampered Oregano Not Concerned After Watching Basil Be Puréed Into Pasta SauceAfter watching the gruesome and leafy murder of beloved friend and garden-neighbor Basil, Oregano seems shockingly nonplussed.Jan 8, 2022Jan 8, 2022
John BrennanI’m A Psychopath And These Are A Few Of My Favorite ThingsCalling help desks.Dec 16, 2021Dec 16, 2021
John BrennanLady LydiaLady Lydia stares out the cold glass panes of her study — its windows permanently dirtied by ambiguous grime which grows thicker towards…Dec 6, 2021Dec 6, 2021
John Brennan5 Tips to Find Affordable TherapyCongratulations! You’ve begun your quest for affordable therapy. There may be some challenges along the road: the doom scroll through…Nov 4, 2021Nov 4, 2021
John BrennanIt Don’t Make No SenseA Reflection on the Holiness of Things Mixed and DappledOct 7, 2021Oct 7, 2021
John BrennanHow I Made $0.59 Cents On Medium In My First MonthA Step By Step Guide But Also A MemoirMay 21, 2021May 21, 2021
John BrennanHow To Get An MRI And ACL Surgery Without Paying Your $8000 DeductibleBuy a radio and tune it to an ABBA-only radio station. Perform interpretive dance and ask for money.May 13, 2021May 13, 2021