John BrennanPampered Oregano Not Concerned After Watching Basil Be Puréed Into Pasta SauceAfter watching the gruesome and leafy murder of beloved friend and garden-neighbor Basil, Oregano seems shockingly nonplussed.3 min read·Jan 8, 2022----
John BrennanI’m A Psychopath And These Are A Few Of My Favorite ThingsCalling help desks.3 min read·Dec 16, 2021----
John BrennanLady LydiaLady Lydia stares out the cold glass panes of her study — its windows permanently dirtied by ambiguous grime which grows thicker towards…2 min read·Dec 6, 2021----
John Brennan5 Tips to Find Affordable TherapyCongratulations! You’ve begun your quest for affordable therapy. There may be some challenges along the road: the doom scroll through…5 min read·Nov 4, 2021----
John BrennanIt Don’t Make No SenseA Reflection on the Holiness of Things Mixed and Dappled3 min read·Oct 7, 2021----
John BrennanHow I Made $0.59 Cents On Medium In My First MonthA Step By Step Guide But Also A Memoir6 min read·May 21, 2021----
John BrennanHow To Get An MRI And ACL Surgery Without Paying Your $8000 DeductibleBuy a radio and tune it to an ABBA-only radio station. Perform interpretive dance and ask for money.3 min read·May 13, 2021----